This is the dress Jamie Alexander (who?) decided to wear for the premiere of Thor: The Dark World. I don’t know where to start without getting graphic… frankly this dress makes that pretty hard. Can you imagine how much tape is under there? A lot, and specifically toupee tape. I’m a fan of Hollywood Tape (it works wonders and is actually pretty comfortable). Azzaro did the dress, and this is definitely an extreme form of the Azzaro aesthetic. Okay, but on a more serious note: Respect. Well played, Jamie Alexander. If it wasn’t for this dress, I’d probably still have no idea who you are.